beer


When he taught ESL, POCHO amigo Eric Holland learned that a song is a great way to teach students a new language. He wrote this song to teach English-speaking [adult] gabachos a few useful words en Español.

PREVIOUSLY ON ERIC HOLLAND: [Mas…]


Mexican and U.S. brewers have reinvented Donald Trump as a gun-slinging mariachi to promote a new beer celebrating cross-border cooperation.

(PNS reporting from the EEUU) Tex-Mex restaurants across the country are banding together this week to ensure the flawed traditions of margaritas, sombreros, maracas, bastardized Mexican food and overall cultural cluelessness are again propagated upon masses of uninformed Americans this Cinco De Mayo. [Mas…]


According to video creator Marcelo Martinez, it’s Michelada Time! We’re totally down with that.

Charles Bukowski’s poem BEER reimagined in a animated video (NSFW)

by Andalé Mono May 6, 2016 Cartoons
Thumbnail image for Charles Bukowski’s poem BEER reimagined in a animated video (NSFW)

BEER by Charles Bukowski from NERDO. [NSFW F-bomb.]

[Mas…]

In 1959, this country singer just loved ‘Tiquela & Mexican Beer’ (video)

by Soy Capitan March 30, 2016 Cultura
Thumbnail image for In 1959, this country singer just loved ‘Tiquela & Mexican Beer’ (video)

In 1959, country singer Larry Bryant released a 45 celebrating his love of Tiquela & Mexican Beer. Music trade magazine Billboard called it “interesting” — not a good sign — and the record never made much of a splash. But the original 45 (#101 — the first release?) on Santa Fe Records is a $25 […]

[Mas…]

Chicago craft brewer greeted Trump with a special cerveza

by Marcelo Z March 21, 2016 Cartoons
Thumbnail image for Chicago craft brewer greeted Trump with a special cerveza

The anti-Trump forces in Chicago didn’t just march last week — they drank a specially-brewed anti-Donald cerveza in protest too. Chicagoist reports:

[Mas…]

La Cucaracha: Orale! An Irish pub on St. Patrick’s Day (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz March 17, 2016 Cartoons
Thumbnail image for La Cucaracha: Orale! An Irish pub on St. Patrick’s Day (toon)
[Mas…]

A man takes a drink, then the drink takes him (video)

by Gabacho Borracho March 17, 2016 Cultura
Thumbnail image for A man takes a drink, then the drink takes him (video)

It’s an old Irish proverb, according to video makers Sergio Gonzalez and Adam McCoy: A man takes a drink, Then a drink takes a drink, Then the drink takes the man. Read these instructions from the creators before attempting to view this video:

[Mas…]

Hold the OVNI – all ‘El Mexican’ wants is a nice cool one (video)

by ZORRO MULDER October 13, 2015 Cartoons
Thumbnail image for Hold the OVNI – all ‘El Mexican’ wants is a nice cool one (video)

Nothing like a cool refreshing cerveza on a hot dusty desert day. El Mexican gets all that, and more.

[Mas…]

La Cucaracha: Yay! An Irish pub on St. Patrick’s Day (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz March 17, 2015 Cartoons
Thumbnail image for La Cucaracha: Yay! An Irish pub on St. Patrick’s Day (toon)
[Mas…]

Blacks, Latinos slam Beerchata’s new ‘I Have A Drink’ ad campaign

by Victor Payan January 19, 2015 Cultura

(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, D.C.) Latino and African-American activists hate Beerchata’s new TV ad campaign. The first scheduled commercial, which airs today, repurposes old video of the late Ricky Martin Luther King to sell the new alcoholic concoction. The ad shows King, digitally inserted into classic footage of a 1963 civil rights rally at the […]

[Mas…]

Tia Lencha’s Cocina: The Mexican flag three-color salsa for El Grito

by TIA LENCHA September 16, 2014 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Tia Lencha’s Cocina: The Mexican flag three-color salsa for El Grito

Happy Day of the Mexican Independence! Is Tia Lencha here. Today we make a salsa that is the colors of the Mexican bandera (flag for you pochos). Tia Lencha is all dress in her green, white, and red to celebrate El Grito, but all of her pocho and gringo friends is a little confuse. They […]

[Mas…]

La Cucaracha: Sept. 15? It must be ________ Heritage Month (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz September 15, 2014 Cartoons
Thumbnail image for La Cucaracha: Sept. 15? It must be ________ Heritage Month (toon)
[Mas…]

The Idiot’s Guide to Smart People: ‘Sports’ (video)

by Chale Knickerbocker September 10, 2014 Cultura
Thumbnail image for The Idiot’s Guide to Smart People: ‘Sports’ (video)

Do you have a TV? Do you like to drink beer? Good for you, idiot — you have met the minimum requirements for sports fandom. But how do smart people drink and yell at the screen (often at the same time)? Watch and learn. PREVIOUSLY ON IDIOT’S GUIDE:

[Mas…]

Friday Night Lights in Tijuana means Lucha Libre (video)

by I. RON SHAKE July 15, 2014 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Friday Night Lights in Tijuana means Lucha Libre (video)

A gringo goes to Tijuana to meet the men, both tecnicos and rudos, behind in the masks of lucha libre.

[Mas…]

La Cucaracha goes to an Irish pub for St. Patrick’s Day (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz March 17, 2014 Cartoons
Thumbnail image for La Cucaracha goes to an Irish pub for St. Patrick’s Day (toon)
[Mas…]

@SaraChicaD: My Pocho Ocho favorite foods (video)

by Lucida Grandé August 9, 2013 Cultura
Thumbnail image for @SaraChicaD: My Pocho Ocho favorite foods (video)

POCHO’s Subcommandanta del Ñews Sara Inés Calderón (also known as @SaraChicaD on the Twitter) is very particular about the foods she likes. Here are her Pocho Ocho faves… RELATED: San Bernardino teenager addicted to Takis

[Mas…]

Pocho of the Week: San Antonio Floater Albert Rios

by Malcolm Mex May 29, 2013 El Now
Thumbnail image for Pocho of the Week: San Antonio Floater Albert Rios

Crack open a cold Bud Lite for San Antonio’s Albert Rios, our Pocho of the Week, to celebrate his positive attitude and preparedness to ride out this past weekend’s major flooding in style.  Rios, who was ready with raft, beer and river shoes when the waters hit, launched into the suburban river like a modern-day […]

[Mas…]

Play ball! Five tips to survive Los Doyers 2013

by OscarBarajas March 29, 2013 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Play ball! Five tips to survive Los Doyers 2013

Baseball season starts Monday. For me, it means six months of praying and hoping that the Dodgers can turn their billion-dollar payroll into championship glory. Those Dodger games can be expensive and explosive. There is nothing better than sitting through the United States’ answer to the soccer (including riots if you show up wearing the […]

[Mas…]