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clothheadlineAntonin Scalia was the King of Judicial Jiggery-Pokery — until he was taken from us at the mean old age of 74.

His spirited defense of torture, based on something he saw Jack Bauer do on television’s 24, was truly his finest hour. [Mas…]

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Breaking the Ñews: Massive immigration caused California drought

by Comic Saenz May 5, 2015 El Now
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Where has all the water gone? Screw your liberal “climate change” answer that’s really a code word so-called “progressives” use to steal from people who work for a living instead of sucking Obamacare’s socialist welfare titties. Where has all of California’s water gone? It’s the immigrants, stupid! Victor David Hanson reports for the National Review:

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Local Chicano decides to start calling himself ‘Hispanic’

by María Purísima August 19, 2014 El Now
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(PNS reporting from IRVINE, CA) Roland Vega, 33, formerly known as “Rolando,” has come to an important moment in his life: He’s transitioned from a “Chicano” to a “Hispanic.” The decision to change the way he self-identifies came as somewhat of a shock to his family and his homeboys, but not necessarily to Vega’s former […]

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Obama and the Terminator sitting in a tree, T-I-M-E traveling (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA August 13, 2014 Cartoons
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Roberta Valderrama exposes the Tea Party (video)

by Lucida Grandé May 2, 2014 Cultura
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Roberta Valderrama goes deep into the real heartland of the real America, stand beside her and guide her, to get the real story on the Tea Party, through the night with a light from above. PREVIOUSLY ON ROBERTA VALDERRAMA:

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Careful, ladies: Driving ‘rolls up the pelvis’ and Pocho Ocho other things

by SHEIKH YERBOUTI September 30, 2013 El Now
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Driving is bad for your lady parts, according to Saudi Sheikh Saleh bin Saad al-Luhaydan, a “judicial and psychological consultant to the Gulf Psychological Association.” Al Arabiya reports: Driving ‘could have a reverse physiological impact. Physiological science and functional medicine studied this side [and found] that it automatically affects ovaries and rolls up the pelvis. […]

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GOP, Christians reach out to millennials: ‘Rappin’ for Jesus’

by Soy Capitan June 20, 2013 El Now
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If the GOP has any future, it needs fresh blood, according to young Christian conservatives at a recent right-wing confab. And reaching “Millenials” means communicating in the languages These Kids Today know — sarcasm, hiphop, humor and snark. “How do you make abortion funny?” That was a key question mulled at a major conservative gathering […]

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Colbert Report: Do Hispanics cost trillion$ and have low IQs? (video)

by GUILLERMO O'REILLY May 17, 2013 El Now
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It takes an ace newsman like Stephen Colbert to get to the bottom of the barrel of reasons why the Heritage Foundation’s report on immigration says legalization will cost us six trillion dollars and the entire Hispanic race has lower IQs than native white Americans.

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Quick, hide! The GOP is channeling my dead Abuelita!

by Elise Valderrama September 27, 2012 El Now
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Some people think the Republican Party has gone crazy; others just think they are severely out of touch. Both of these assumption are wrong. The GOP has been possessed by the spirit of my dear late Abuela Elisa to spite me for being such a malcriada. If you don’t believe en los espiritos, explain this:

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Talking head Ann Coulter can eat her own shit sandwich

by Elise Valderrama September 25, 2012 El Now
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Ann Coulter made headlines recently by stating “Civil rights are for blacks” and blacks alone. Oh Ann, sweet little Ann. It’s hard to imagine you were ever a child (mainly because you’re so damn old.) The statement is part of a larger argument that gays, women, and immigrants aren’t owed the same civil rights as […]

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Brave right-wing bloggers expose Obummer’s ‘Operation Fork & Furious’

by Lalo Alcaraz June 26, 2012 El Now
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The fearless frackers at the dead Breitbart blog (screen capture, right) are all outraged about a so-called “security action” before the President’s speech last week at the NALEO conference: Judging from Obama’s actions at this years National Association of Latino Elected Officials (NALEO) luncheon, Obama’s newest fear is Latinos with forks. Obama had the Secret Service confiscate […]

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Got CLAP? (Press release: Conservative Latino Alliance for Prosperity)

by El Guapo June 6, 2012 Cultura
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[FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE JUNE 1, 2012] C.L.A.P. (Conservative Latino Alliance for Prosperity) is holding its Annual Membership Drive throughout the month of June. C.L.A.P., founded in 1912, is the oldest conservative Latino organization in the nation. For 100 years, we’ve worked tirelessly to return the country to core conservative principles. These are our guiding principles: […]

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