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¡Feliz Dia de Los Magos! And Epiphany. And Dia de Los Tres Reyes.

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En Ingles for you pochos: The first documented case of stage names…And what do you guys think of ‘Melchior, Gaspar, and Balthazar’? It just feels like ‘Hugo, Paco, and Luis’ lack punch.” [Mas…]

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¡Feliz Dia de Los Magos! And Epiphany. And Dia de Los Tres Reyes.

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En Ingles for you pochos: The first documented case of stage names…And what do you guys think of ‘Melchior, Gaspar, and Balthazar’? It just feels like ‘Hugo, Paco, and Luis’ lack punch.” [Mas…]

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MS. POCHA debuts new Summer Collection at our CafePress Store

by Chale Knickerbocker June 8, 2015 Corporate
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The lovely MS. POCHA is all about the fashionistas at THE POCHO STORE, where she introduces her new Summer Collection of stylish tank tops, t-shirts, tote bags, caps, and kiddie clothes.

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The Pocho Ocho worst Valentine’s Day gifts evah?

by La Chata February 13, 2015 Cultura
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8. Candy Bra: Lets face it, dude, the gift wasn’t really for your girl — it was for your own enjoyment. If eating chalky conversation hearts is what turns you on, you might as well just give her one. Plus, you could have thrown it on her body when she was naked. Now you just […]

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Watch: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Happy Father’s Day!

by ROD ESTERLING June 13, 2014 Cultura
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It’s a wonderful life for Dad on Father’s Day. Presents. Cards. He’s surrounded by his loving family. Let’s look a little closer…

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Pocho Ocho worst Christmas presents

by Especial Correspondents December 17, 2013 Cultura
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The latest Hey Vato! video prompted a little soul searching by the Pochodores. What are Pocho Ocho worst presents you could get or give this Christmas? 8. A used shank 7. Threefried beans 6. Governor Jan Brewja Doll

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The Pocho Ocho worst Valentine’s Day gifts evah?

by La Chata February 14, 2013 Cultura
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8. Candy Bra: Lets face it, dude, the gift wasn’t really for your girl — it was for your own enjoyment. If eating chalky conversation hearts is what turns you on, you might as well just give her one. Plus, you could have thrown it on her body when she was naked. Now you just […]

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Pocho Ocho worst Christmas presents evah

by La Chata December 26, 2012 Cultura
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Maybe it’s me. I mean no one else gets presents like this, do they? This year, mi cholo got me action figure condoms! Hard to believe I know, but it’s been worse. Here’s my list of the pocho ocho worst Christmas presents evah: 8. Flan-flavored vodka 7. Wine bra 6. Makeup kit from Rite Aid

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Open until the Mayan Apocalypse on 12/21: The Pocho Store

by MR. POCHO November 30, 2012 Corporate
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Hola, it’s me, MR. POCHO, and I just opened The Pocho Store. Place your order now for thongs, hats, shirts, sweats — all featuring my handsome head — at CafePress.com/thepochostore. But be sure order before The End of the World As We Know It — Mayan Apocalypse Doomsday 2012 on December 21. We can’t guarantee […]

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Pocho Ocho Cyber Lunes gift tips are just a clika guey

by DON BARATO November 26, 2012 Cultura
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As long as the boss isn’t looking, today is the day when pochos all over America go holiday gift shopping on the Internets. If you’re not shopping at Lalo Alcaraz’s place, these Pocho Ocho gift tips (with links) will turn your Cyber Lunes from Mission Impossible to Cyber Espace Mission Accomplished: 8. Santa’s Helpers are […]

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Pocho Ocho ‘gifts’ Democrats gave Latinos to vote for Obama

by Especial Correspondents November 19, 2012 El Now
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Loser and liar Willard “Mitt” Romney finally got something correct! The overwhelming Latino margin for President Bronco Bama was entirely due to “gifts” the Democrats used as bribes. Here are the top eight: 8. Taco Tuesdays covered by Obamacare 7. Rick Bayless gets full-time gig with Food and Drug Administration (Drug Division) 6. New “path […]

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