Have you spotted an alien? Make America Great Again by phoning in your report to the POCHO hotline. We’ll share the most compelling reports online Friday. Long-time listeners first-time callers OK.
Para las mujeres: Ovarian Psycos raise hell on wheels in East Los (video)
The Ovarian Psycos bike through East L.A. and Boyle Heights, women of color patrolling the streets to show their power, for themselves and all las mujeres.
Ovaries so big we don’t need no fuckin’ balls!
Mas…Para las mujeres: Ovarian Psycos raise hell on wheels in East Los (video)
Las Cafeteras Have A Dream: ‘If I Was President’ (music video)
What Would I Do if I Was President? Eastside homies Las Cafeteras want to know.
And what would you do? Feed the kids? Fix the schools? Stop the wars? House the homeless? Heal the sick?
PREVIOUSLY ON LAS CAFETERAS:
Mas…Las Cafeteras Have A Dream: ‘If I Was President’ (music video)
POCHO Personals M4F: Single Mexican male available now (video)
Hey, girl! Here is your chance to hook up with an available Mexican male. Robert is drinking a beer and is a knight in shining armor who stands by his woman. He’s a good listener, too.
April showers bring May flowers — and ‘El Paletero’ (toon)
El Paletero is the newest edition to my contemporary codices series. The series asks if we were still creating codices like our ancestors what would they look like? What would our community look like?
[More like this @ JakePrendez.com.]
Area man happy to share new Spanish tips with co-workers
(PNS reporting from HUNTINGTON BEACH) Area sales manager Rick Miller is happy to share his new-found Spanish vocabulary with co-workers, buds from the office disclosed Tuesday.
Miller (photo), who explained that he went to a barbecue Sunday over at his new Mexican-American neighbors’ house, informed early arrivals at yesterday’s quarterly sales meeting that a limon is actually what we call a lime in English, and lemons are limas in Spanish.
Mas…Area man happy to share new Spanish tips with co-workers
Love and tacos in Boardman, Ohio, en estilo Jalisco (video)
Norma and Jerry Stevens met and fell in love at a taqueria in North Hollywood, moved to Ohio, and opened up Norma’s Casa de Tacos in Boardman (near Youngstown). Ten years later, their Jalisco-style Mexican food is an overnight sensation. [Video by the Business Journal Daily.]
OMG! Obama birth certificate was copy/pasted from woman’s ID (video)
Did you like President Barack Obama’s speech yesterday? Did his thoughtful and inspiring words make you long for a wonderful, golden past when you didn’t wake up afraid of what the Cult45 regime and its collaborators did overnight?
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! Obama’s birth certificate is a copy and paste forgery, according to this dispatch from the racist pendejo who was part of defeated and disgraced Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Obama white wing “birther” hit squad. In this alternative facts universe, where the Sandy Hook school shooting massacre was faked, gun control is TREASON! and more:
Mas…OMG! Obama birth certificate was copy/pasted from woman’s ID (video)
This is your brain on a senseless racist ‘War on Drugs’ (videos)
Rachael Leigh Cook explains that the war on drugs is a racist war on people in a remake of her iconic spot. [Video for the Drug Policy Alliance.]
Here’s an extended cut version of the original PSA:
Mas…This is your brain on a senseless racist ‘War on Drugs’ (videos)
Sure hope not, but it looks like “We’re Gonna Get War Again” (video)
The headlines made us remember this video prophecy from 2010 from Balkan Beat Box. Looks like we’re gonna get War Again. 🙁
Trump and O’Reilly up in a tree, A-S-S-A-U-L-T-I-N-G (toon)
Any weed won’t do! You need Chris Garcia, Weed Sommelier (video)
Does Chunky Diesel go well with carne asada? Is Girl Scout Cookies a good cannabis pairing for kale tamales? You won’t mess up your meal with a marijuana mistake when your Weed Sommelier is POCHO amigo Chris Garcia!
La Marisoul interviewed Cheech Marin and we’ve got the video
Two of our favorite pochos — Cheech Marin and La Marisoul Hernandez of La Santa Cecilia — sat down for a talk last month at the Los Angeles Public Library.
Please tell me this is not a real photo of ‘vegan chorizo’
Uhm, no thanks. We’ll pass.
COINCIDENCE OR CHIPSTER CONSPIRACY?
Yesterday we published this shocking photo:
Mas…Please tell me this is not a real photo of ‘vegan chorizo’
Kelvin Peña, the Dominican ‘deer whisperer’, has a deer squad (video)
Kelvin Peña — they call him the “Dominican deer whisperer” — has his own deer squad in the woods outside of East Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania.
Chipsters’ Delight: Zesty nacho-flavored kale chips (photo)
Meanwhile, Zesty Nacho? Huh? “TFW you become a demographic stereotype,” writes Twitter photo uploader Nick Riccardi.
Cambalache’s new video: Son jarocho in another dimension
East Los Homies Cambalache takes the traditional son jarocho sound, adds futuristic costumes and settings for the stunning new video Butaquito Lindo.
What’s it all about? The YouTube page explains:
Mas…Cambalache’s new video: Son jarocho in another dimension
‘Mexican Joe’: #1 on the country charts in 1953 (video plus lyrics)
Mexican Joe was a happy-go-lucky gambler, playboy and sneak who topped the country and western music charts in 1953 in this song by “Gentleman” Jim Reeves.
Here’s Joe’s story:
Mas…‘Mexican Joe’: #1 on the country charts in 1953 (video plus lyrics)
New Forever® stamps make America ‘Delicioso’ again (toons)
Your United States Postal Service is Making America Delicioso Again with a new set of Forever® stamps on sale Tuesday. Sadly, the self-adhesive stamps require no licking to keep on sticking. [Gallery below.]
Delicioso
Forever 49¢ | 6 Stamp DesignsMas…New Forever® stamps make America ‘Delicioso’ again (toons)