chupacabra
A Year Ago Today: Something is scaring the sheeple of the GOP (toon)
What do Mexicans think of Donald Trump? (toon)
[This cartoon graces the cover of the current issue of The Salt Lake City Weekly. Read The Weekly’s cover story here.]
‘Chupacabra’ sightings in San Diego prompt pet warnings (video)
Sightings of creatures resembling the legendary chupacabra could mean bad news for area pets, according to KGTV Channel 10 ABC News.
El Chupacabra corpse found floating in Paraguay? (video)
Is this a video of the legendary goat-sucking El Chupacabra – or what’s left of the critter – floating dead in a river in Paraguay?
The decomposed body of a humanoid figure has washed up in a stream in Paraguay – and terrified locals believe it to be mythical vampire-like creature Chupacabra.
Mas…El Chupacabra corpse found floating in Paraguay? (video)
Colombia farmer kills mysterious critter: El Chupacabra? (video)
Chupacabra? Witch? What exactly did this Colombian farmer shoot and why are the dogs barking?
Mas…Colombia farmer kills mysterious critter: El Chupacabra? (video)
We’re scared already! New Yorkers: ‘Beware the Chupacabra’ (video)
The notorious goat sucker is coming to NYC, so watch out!
El Chupacabra: Dangerous beast or mythical monster? (video)
Why are sightings of El Chupacabra on the rise? KOB 4 Eyewitness News in Albuquerque, New Mexico found an “expert” with an “answer.”
Pocho Ocho top things people blame on El Chupacabra (videos)
Johnny Depp couldn’t just cop to being a day late to the Japanese press conference. No, this wannabe Tonto had to blame his tardy-ass rudeness on an attack by a cruel and vicious Mexican — El Chupacabra (video, above). And the interpreter and the reporters are all like jajaja WTF but in Japanese. Johnny Depp ≠ Bill Murray in Japan, apparently.
But El Deppo wasn’t the first to blame his own bads on this famous Mexican monster. Here are the Pocho Ocho top things people blame on El Chupacabra:
8. The chupacabra ate my homework … AND MY DOG!
7. Sorry for the mess. A chupacabra went through my dirty clothes hamper and left all my chonies in piles on the floor.
6. But Your Honor! I was just estanding on the corner minding my own business when El Chupacabra ran by and handed me that iPhone 6!
Mas…Pocho Ocho top things people blame on El Chupacabra (videos)
Watch! Al Madrigal: ‘Half Like Me’ (Al meets with a Minuteman)
POCHO Migrant Editor Al Madrigal’s new docu-comedy Half Like Me went live on FUSION Thursday night. In this clip, Al meets up at the US-Mexican border with a patriotic member of the Minutemen. Also, Borderlandia looks familiar somehow.
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Mas…Watch! Al Madrigal: ‘Half Like Me’ (Al meets with a Minuteman)
Weird ‘crop circles’ mark Mexican field on Christmas (videos)
Barley fields in Texcoco, northeast of Mexico DF, were marked with strange sprawling “crop circles” on Christmas Eve.
Euronews outlet Ruptly described the discovery and name checked “chupakabra” in the headline:
Mas…Weird ‘crop circles’ mark Mexican field on Christmas (videos)
Exposed! Mexican Bigfoot is a hairy human who hops trains (video)
Holy Spaghetti Monster! The cryptozoological mystery of the elusive Mexican Bigfoot has been solved at last, courtesy Mark Anders.
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Mas…Exposed! Mexican Bigfoot is a hairy human who hops trains (video)
Did movie monster-maker H.R. Giger make El Chupacabra?
The death this week of artist H.R. Giger — best known for the fantastic creatures he created for films like Alien and Species — has unleashed some fascinating speculation about his role in shaping other people’s realities.
Did his creations inspire the descriptions of face-to-face enounters with El Chupacabra?
Prior to 1995, chupacbras were typically described as dog-like creatures, according to one expert. The CryptoZoooNews reports:
Danny Trejo? He’s nothing but a pinche goat lover! (video)
Danny Trejo is not so tough when it comes to goats. It’s The Guzman Show!
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Mas…Danny Trejo? He’s nothing but a pinche goat lover! (video)
‘Game of Thrones’ inspires exotic pet cross breed chupacabras
Claude Griffen, from Gotcha Pest Control in Houston, knows ’em when he see ’em.
The mysterious chupacabra sightings plaguing this Texas city, he says, are encounters with weird cross breed pets inspired by television.
Reliable source Disinfo.com reports:
“It was very vicious, very long, longer than a human,” said Claude Griffen from Gotcha Pest control, who was brought into check out the photos. “It was a pretty big animal, very well fed.”
Houston animal control officials said they have heard of people trying to breed dogs that look like so-called direwolves from the TV show Game of Thrones.
Mas…‘Game of Thrones’ inspires exotic pet cross breed chupacabras
Trail cam in Maine captures mystery Chimichanga beast? (photo)
Did a trail cam in Bangor, Maine photograph the elusive, mythical goat-sucking Mexican monster known as the Chimichanga?
That’s the question on the front page of the Bangor Daily News.
It’s not a typo, according JimRomenesko.com:
Mas…Trail cam in Maine captures mystery Chimichanga beast? (photo)
Was El Chupacabra spotted in Picayune, Mississippi? (video)
Mississippi? The chupacabras are strong in this one. W-LOX-TV reports.
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Mas…Was El Chupacabra spotted in Picayune, Mississippi? (video)
From Venuezuela: Труп чупакабры в Венесуэле (chupacabra video)
Hey! I took Russki in college. Труп чупакабры в Венесуэле means “corpse of a chupacabra [found] in Venezuela.”
Poor Venezuela. Ever since Commandante Hugo Chavez died, his chosen successor Nicolas Maduro has had to cope with a series of Yanqui plots that are screwing up the economy in his socialist paradise.
First came the toilet paper shortage which Maduro blamed on imperialist sabotage, although he later tried to paint it as an example of his economic successes, claiming Venezuelan shit production had reached record levels, thereby outstripping the papel hygenico supply.
Mas…From Venuezuela: Труп чупакабры в Венесуэле (chupacabra video)