Mas…This is how we can defeat Donald Trump – the ANTICHRIST (toons)
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Ted Cruz campaign tracts warn of ‘Satan’s Spiritual Structure’
While Senator Ted Cruz (R-Canadia) was telling the crowd “To God be the Glory” [In Arabic, this is “Allahu Akbar”] in his Des Moines, Iowa victory speech Monday night, PNS snagged an example of the tracts campaign aides were passing out to the crowd — tracts detailing the Christian Sharia Law we can expect under President Cruz.
The rest of the tract is here….
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Pocho Ocho top ways to tell it’s all over for JEB! (sad videos)
It’s not a good sign when you have to ask the crowd to “Please clap,” like former Governor Jeb Bush (R-Florida) at a New Hampshire campaign rally Tuesday.
JEB! may not yet be prepared to admit he’s already lost, but we are, Fat Lady or not. Here are the Pocho Ocho Top Ways to Tell It’s All Over for Jeb Bush:
8. Briefly lost consciousness after choking on a pretzel
7. Hired New Orleans/Katrina FEMA guy “Brownie” as replacement campaign manager
6. Spotted holding hands with Saudi royalty
Mas…Pocho Ocho top ways to tell it’s all over for JEB! (sad videos)
Pocho Ocho top lessons of the Iowa GOP caucuses (NSFW video)
What can we learn from the Senator Ted Cruz (R-Canadia) victory Monday in the Iowa GOP caucuses? It’s time to support CANADIANS FOR PRESIDENT! [NSFW video, one F-bomb.]
And what else? How about the Pocho Ocho Top Lessons We Learned from the Iowa GOP Caucuses:
8. He who smelt it, dealt it.
7. If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we’d all have a merry caucus.
6. I know you are, but what am I?
Mas…Pocho Ocho top lessons of the Iowa GOP caucuses (NSFW video)
New on Nixon TV: Meet ‘The Bubble Goppies’ (toon, video)
Sing along with the Bubble Goppies Theme Song:
All: Bub-bub-bubble, GOP-GOP-goppies!
Boys: Bubble, bubble, bubble!
Girls: Goppy, Goppy, goppies!
Jebby: Bubble!
Mas…New on Nixon TV: Meet ‘The Bubble Goppies’ (toon, video)
Yosemite Sarah, Gilligan Trump, Make Freedonia Great Again! (videos)
Sarah Palin endorses Donald Trump.[/one_half] [one_half_last]
Trump accepts the nomination.[/one_half_last]
Mas…Yosemite Sarah, Gilligan Trump, Make Freedonia Great Again! (videos)
Is this what Ted Cruz calls ‘New York values’? (video)
Pulled over by the NYPD, a New York driver calls the officer “bro,” but the cop is all like, “Don’t call me bro.”
White Wing Theme: ‘Let’s take back America – to 1955’ (video)
In a sketch from November, 1997, when this was still a joke, MadTV’s country music diva Darlene McBride (played by Nicole Sullivan) announced a concert tour to Take Back America (to 1955).
It’s time to elect our first woman President – Olive Oyl (video)
Popeye’s beloved, the willowly Olive Oyl, thinks the country would be much better off with a lady president — President Olive Oyl!
Her platform includes housing the homeless, a shorter work week, sweet sexy dreams, more silkworms, more drumsticks per chicken, and nuking a recalcitrant Congress with love darts.
We agree!
Mas…It’s time to elect our first woman President – Olive Oyl (video)
Battle of the Clowns: Mexico’s Payaso Platanito vs Donald Trump (video)
Battle of the Clowns/Payasos: Payaso Platanito clowns around with Donald Trump with helpful captioning in English and Español tambien. PRO TIP: Platanito means “Little Banana.”
Hillary: I’m like your abuela! Twitter: #NoMames #NotMyAbuela
Hillary Clinton’s campaign shared the “7 Ways Hillary Clinton Is Just Like Your Abuela” on her website Tuesday (photo), after daughter Chelsea announced that she was pregnant.
“[Hillary] isn’t afraid to talk about the importance of el respeto,” the site proclaimed, and “she knows what’s best.”
Also, we learned, “she reacts this way when people le faltan el respeto:”
Mas…Hillary: I’m like your abuela! Twitter: #NoMames #NotMyAbuela
Donald Trump scores two awesome new fanboys (photo, GIF)
When we shared this ^^^^^ UNIVISION headline on POCHO’s Facebook — revealing Donald Trump’s incredibly famous new fan, Vladimir Putin — one FB pocha wondered who could possibly top Putin. “Could it be … SATAN?” she asked. Pretty good guess:
Mas…Donald Trump scores two awesome new fanboys (photo, GIF)
Watch Donald Trump in the role he was born to play: ‘The Hate Miser’
It’s the Hollywood musical role he was born to play — Donald Trump sings, dances and stars as The Hate Miser in The Year Without Santa Claus. [Video by Daniel DeFabio.]
Mexclusive Sneak Peak: Darth Trump (video)
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…. [Video by The Auralnauts.]