Bill Clinton’s Pocho Ocho best lines in his speech to the DNC

by REINCE IPSA LOCO on September 6, 2012 in El Now, Pocho Ocho

Former President Bill Clinton’s speech Wednesday to the Democratic Convention was long (48 minutes), complex and filled with facts and arithmetic — maybe too long and filled, although girth is as important as length according to the email we get here.

As a public service, therefore, and sanitized for your protection, we present the Pocho Ocho best lines from Clinton’s speech to the DNC:

8. In Hope, Arkansas, offshore banking deposits are at that glory hole down by Stonewall Creek.

7. Republican arithmetic makes as much sense to this old country boy as those Chinese hookers in Harlem!

6. Sandra Fluke: Call me maybe.

5. Why does John Boehner always look like he’s pinching a harsh loaf?

4. Paul Ryan has some real Rocky Mountain meatballs to blame us for the policies he passed.

3. The Democrats have 99 problems but lady parts ain’t one.

2. Governor Romney’s principles are as sketchy as DNA evidence on a denim skirt.

And Bill Clinton’s numero uno best line at the DNC was…

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