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guadaloops Look for Jesu Krispis, Guada Loops and Tade0s on store shelves soon! [Click to enlarge.] [Mas…]

holyjokersArtist Ana Smile has people all offended in Brazil, but she thinks they need to just chill.

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Capone – aka Derrick Lee the Gangster of Comedy – loves Latino churches, and it sounds like he knows what he’s talking about! 😉

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First BORDERTOWN Clip! “The Pope Visits the Mexifornia MegaChurch” Bordertown premieres January 3, 930 pm on Fox. We’re all going to hell!

Posted by Lalo Alcaraz on Monday, December 14, 2015

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jesustortillawide“A woman in southern Mexico decided to use a tortilla she had just made for spiritual, rather than physical, food after seeing the face of Jesus Christ looking back at her,” reports the Daily Mail:

Enedina Mendoza and her family make tortillas in the small Oaxacan town of Tlalixtac de Cabrera, and the baker that she [said] normally doesn’t even look at her creations.

However, instead of sending one tortilla off to become a blessed burrito, Mendoza took another glance and recognized the son of God.

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@SaraChicaD has a Latina Valentine’s Day dilemma (video)

by Chale Knickerbocker February 13, 2015 Cultura
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Sara Inés Calderón — POCHO’s Subcommandanta del Ñews and @SaraChicaD on the Tuiter — is facing Valentine’s Day without a boyfriend, a novio. Her grandmother recommends a statue of St. Anthony, the marriage saint; with San Antonio, according to her abuela, she won’t miss the love train.

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DJ for Juárez Catholic radio massages migrants’ feet (audio)

by Lucida Grandé January 5, 2015 Audio
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Migrants seeking a better life in El Norte often pause on the border across from El Paso — in Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua — before they cross to El Otro Lado. Jorge Gutierrez, a host on Radio Guadalupana, a religious station run by the Catholic Diocese of Juárez, is there for them. More than just a […]

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Breaking: New Latino Christmas cereals from Kellogg’s

by HABLO PICASSO November 18, 2014 Cartoons
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Look for Jesu Krispis, Guada Loops and Tade0s on store shelves soon! [Click to enlarge.]

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@SaraChicaD has a Latina Valentine’s Day dilemma (video)

by Barney Asada February 10, 2014 Cultura
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Sara Inés Calderón — POCHO’s Subcommandanta del Ñews and @SaraChicaD on the Tuiter — is facing Valentine’s Day without a boyfriend, a novio. Her grandmother recommends a statue of St. Anthony, the marriage saint; with San Antonio, according to her abuela, she won’t miss the love train.

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Pope Francis makes war on Christmas (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA December 23, 2013 Cartoons
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‘Tears of God’ or dripping bug poop? Fresno tree has believers (video)

by FLYING NGUYEN August 13, 2013 El Now
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It’s across the street from St. John’s Cathedral in Fresno, CA. Maria Ybarra thinks it manifests a Godly miracle, dripping Holy Water from Heaven. A local tree expert says it’s aphid poop. The Archdiocese has no comment. RELATED: Man hits breakfast taco with flyswatter, finds face of Jesus Christ

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@SaraChicaD: In Texas, Guadalupe photobombs you (Vine video)

by Soy Capitan August 12, 2013 Cultura
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“It’s very Catholic where I was in Texas,” Subcommandanta del Ñews Sara Inés Calderón emailed the POCHO Ñewsroom from an undisclosed location in the Lone Star State. “Mess around and la Virgen gets all up in your grill!” she wrote. Follow Calderón on Twitter where’s she’s @SaraChicad. [With these Vine videos you need to click […]

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Father Guido Sarducci: Afraid of poison, Pope Francis cooks own food

by Lalo Alcaraz March 15, 2013 Audio
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Vatican Correspondent for the Vatican Enquirer Father Guido Sarducci called in on Special Assignment Friday afternoon to the Pocho Hour of Power radio show on KPFK. Father Sarducci, who we all first met on Saturday Night Live, gave a behind-the-velvet-robe look into the recent Papal Conclave in Rome. Hear him dish on the plans for […]

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PNS*Hot*Flash: Pope ‘Don’ Francisco I swaps Latino for Latin

by JOHN PAUL RINGO IV March 13, 2013 El Now
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BREAKING ÑEWS: (PNS reporting from THE VATICAN) With the selection of Argentine Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio as Pope “Call Me Don” Francisco I, winds of change are blowing from the Western and Southern Hemispheres to refresh the stale air of Rome. The first big change, PNS has learned, is the gradual replacement of Latin in church communications […]

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PNS*Hot*Flash: Fox TV preps ‘So You Think You Can Pope’

by Malcolm Mex February 12, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from NEW JACK CITY) This just in: The Fox TV network has just announced a partnership with the Vatican to produce a new TV talent show called So You Think You Can Pope. The hour-long program, which will air as a mid-season replacement for the ratings disaster So You Think You Can Pimp, […]

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PNS*Hot*Flash: Pope resigns, cites ‘boy shortage’ at Vatican

by Pocho Ñews Service February 11, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from London) This just in: Controversial Pope Benedict XVI has resigned from the papacy making him the first pope to abdicate in over 600 years.  His resignation coincidentally coincides with the first real investigation of Vatican child sex abuse in over 600 years. Benedict, the pope formerly known as Cardinal Ratzinger, will retire […]

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The Pope’s on Twitter and Vatican nuns stage a fashion show (video)

by SISTER TWISTER December 4, 2012 Cultura
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The Pope is on Twitter and the Sisters of the Vatican have a new fashion show! Thank God the world is ending in three weeks! RELATED: The Pope’s Pocho Ocho relaxed rules for Catholics besides condoms

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The Pope’s Pocho Ocho relaxed rules for Catholics besides condoms

by SANTO POCHO August 8, 2012 Cultura
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Pope Benedict XVI‘s 2010 statement that condoms are OK to prevent the spread of HIV is getting new attention now that some religious institutions are fighting a mandate to offer birth control as part of employee health plans. The Pontiff’s relaxing the rules on condoms was mostly overlooked when he made it, along with Pocho […]

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