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carlosbannerNicaraguan-born Chicago artist and printmaker Carlos Barberena mixes up traditional calacas and current events. Wall Street, Mickey Mouse, McDonalds, Halliburton, British Petroleum and other icons look better as muertos, don’t you think? [Mas…]

¿A qué viene el Papa a Juárez?

#ElLateNight #PapaFrancisco #ElPapaEnJuarez #ElPapaEnMX

Posted by El Late Night con Badía. on Sunday, February 14, 2016

En route to Juarez, Mexico, El Papa Francisco calls up Jesus Cristo to see maybe they can spend some fun time hanging out.

First BORDERTOWN Clip! “The Pope Visits the Mexifornia MegaChurch” Bordertown premieres January 3, 930 pm on Fox. We’re all going to hell!

Posted by Lalo Alcaraz on Monday, December 14, 2015

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Our MiJA, Elise @buttronica Roedenbeck, doesn’t want much. She just wants additional followers on the Twitter as part of her plan for worldwide social media domination. Follow Elise to win a small box lunch with individual carafe of wine plus other cool incentives like scribbled notes and video winks (must be over legal drinking age and legal box-eating age in your jurisdiction.) Vegans — ask about the kale-quinoa bowls!

And then comes along Pope Francis (his handle is @pontifex) who is offering PAPAL INDULGENCES on Twitter. Not PayPal, you geeks, but Papal Indulgences from the Holy Father that shorten your stay in the limbo of Purgatory. What’s our MiJA to do?

[What can we say about Elise Roedenbeck, POCHO’s New Jack City Burro Jefe Emeritus, that hasn’t been ruled out by the terms of the negotiated settlement and mutual release of all claims? Just this: She sure likes butter, and it’s “butt-ronica” not “but-tronica.”]

PNS*Hot*Flash: Sheriff Joe ‘damn sure’ Pope Francis is Latino

by EresNerd March 28, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from PHOENIX) The media may question the newly-elected pontiff’s ethnicity, but Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio firmly believes that Pope Francis is Latino. “His real name is Jorge and he speaks Spanish. I’m damn sure he is a Latino; he’s probably a Mexican, ” Arpaio told the monthly breakfast meeting of the Sons of the Arizona […]

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Elise Roedenbeck’s ‘MiJA Weekly’ breaks the ñews 03.18.13 (video)

by Elise Valderrama March 18, 2013 El Now
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Happy belated St. Paddy’s Day, pochos! Hope you’re not too hung over. This week on MiJA, Godzilla does not make an appearance at CPAC, I offer the new pope some sound advice, and hot Brazilian guys mess with my mind! Also, I wear glasses to look esmart. Leave me some questions below. Previously on MiJA […]

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Father Guido Sarducci: Afraid of poison, Pope Francis cooks own food

by Lalo Alcaraz March 15, 2013 Audio
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Vatican Correspondent for the Vatican Enquirer Father Guido Sarducci called in on Special Assignment Friday afternoon to the Pocho Hour of Power radio show on KPFK. Father Sarducci, who we all first met on Saturday Night Live, gave a behind-the-velvet-robe look into the recent Papal Conclave in Rome. Hear him dish on the plans for […]

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Inside the Vatican: Cardinals Mahony and Ratzinger (toon)

by Eduardo Herrera March 15, 2013 Cartoons
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PNS*Hot*Flash: Pope ‘Don’ Francisco I swaps Latino for Latin

by JOHN PAUL RINGO IV March 13, 2013 El Now
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BREAKING ÑEWS: (PNS reporting from THE VATICAN) With the selection of Argentine Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio as Pope “Call Me Don” Francisco I, winds of change are blowing from the Western and Southern Hemispheres to refresh the stale air of Rome. The first big change, PNS has learned, is the gradual replacement of Latin in church communications […]

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Pocho Ocho other Papal smoke signals beside black and white

by JOHN PAUL RINGO IV March 12, 2013 El Now
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The Cardinals of the Roman Catholic Church locked themselves inside the Vatican’s historic Sistine Chapel Tuesday to choose the next Pope.  In accordance with tradition, they will communicate the results of their deliberations to the outside world via smoke signals. Black smoke means no one got enough votes (two-thirds of those voting must agree) to become Pope, […]

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Why is ‘Il Santo Papa’ making up his own rules? I am really angry

by GUADALUPE GONZALEZ March 8, 2013 Cultura
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OK, mi gente, now I am really, really angry. Since I have last written, I have thought long and hard about the present state of the Catholic Church. It has occurred to me that the “speaking points” of Ash Wednesday, apply specifically to the Catholic Church and the immediate legal and public relations problems that […]

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Is the Vatican covering up space alien visitations? (video)

by ROD ESTERLING March 3, 2013 Cultura
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Pope Benedict XVI may have left the building, but investigators claim something is still rotten in Vatican City. They say the Roman Catholic Church is hiding evidence of extraterrestrial visitors — evidence that includes the remains of a dead ET buried beneath the Vatican. RELATED: Unmasked! Vatican-Jesuit conspiracy hides truth about aliens (video)

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Retiring Pope Benedict XVI says his final ‘adios’ (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz February 27, 2013 Cartoons
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Pope to ditch red slippers on retirement, switch to botas picudas

by JOHN PAUL RINGO IV February 27, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from VATICAN CITY) Retiring Pope Benedict XVI is ditching the traditional red slippers (he wears size VIII) when he leaves the papacy and is switching to pointy boots (botas picudas) he got in Mexico, according to news reports. Chicago’s La Raza (via Google Translate) has the story: Pope loves shoes that gave her […]

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Elise Roedenbeck’s ‘Mija Weekly’ breaks the ñews 02.18.13 (video)

by Elise Valderrama February 18, 2013 El Now
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Happy Presidents Day from Mija Weekly! This week: the State of the Union is doomed! Also, I say adios to el Popa and hello to some ruby red slippers. Last, don’t forget it’s Lent (avoid pork chops and cruise ships.)

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PNS*Hot*Flash: Fox TV preps ‘So You Think You Can Pope’

by Malcolm Mex February 12, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from NEW JACK CITY) This just in: The Fox TV network has just announced a partnership with the Vatican to produce a new TV talent show called So You Think You Can Pope. The hour-long program, which will air as a mid-season replacement for the ratings disaster So You Think You Can Pimp, […]

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Pocho Ocho reasons Pope Benedict XVI really resigned

by Especial Correspondents February 11, 2013 El Now
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Oh sure old age, weakness, lack of energy, blah blah blah. From our homeboy inside the Vatican, the Jesuit formerly known as Lil Stanky, here are the Infallible VIII reasons Pope Benedict XVI really resigned: VIII Not down with the red Gucci slippers VII Wants to spend more time with the kids VI Time to […]

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PNS*Hot*Flash: Pope resigns, cites ‘boy shortage’ at Vatican

by Pocho Ñews Service February 11, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from London) This just in: Controversial Pope Benedict XVI has resigned from the papacy making him the first pope to abdicate in over 600 years.  His resignation coincidentally coincides with the first real investigation of Vatican child sex abuse in over 600 years. Benedict, the pope formerly known as Cardinal Ratzinger, will retire […]

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The Pope’s on Twitter and Vatican nuns stage a fashion show (video)

by SISTER TWISTER December 4, 2012 Cultura
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The Pope is on Twitter and the Sisters of the Vatican have a new fashion show! Thank God the world is ending in three weeks! RELATED: The Pope’s Pocho Ocho relaxed rules for Catholics besides condoms

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Unmasked! Vatican-Jesuit conspiracy hides truth about aliens (video)

by RUFUS OUTDEAR September 8, 2012 Cultura
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Whistleblower Leo Zagami‘s The Vatican’s UFO Agenda unmasks the shocking New World Order-Zionist-Nazi-Jesuit-Illuminati disinformation campaign to hide the presence of space aliens among us, a centuries-old effort designed to further their vast merchant-of-death world domination power grab. And be careful what you tell your priest. After all, the so-called Sacrament of Confession is Job One […]

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The Pope’s Pocho Ocho relaxed rules for Catholics besides condoms

by SANTO POCHO August 8, 2012 Cultura
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Pope Benedict XVI‘s 2010 statement that condoms are OK to prevent the spread of HIV is getting new attention now that some religious institutions are fighting a mandate to offer birth control as part of employee health plans. The Pontiff’s relaxing the rules on condoms was mostly overlooked when he made it, along with Pocho […]

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