That’s right — you sitting there in your PJs, bunny slippers and Frida Kahlo unibrow.
After all, you know better than other people on the Internets, and if you’re so smart, why aren’t you rich?
Donut despair! You can turn your Aztlan acumen into fame y fortune in a matter of weeks, and
It’s easier than you think.
These are the factoids:
This is a proven method that
- propelled openly-Chicano Lalo Alcaraz and Gustavo Arellano to writing gigs at a new Fox sitcom,
- zoomed actor and comic Al Madrigal to The Daily Show and
- teleported NYC standup Elise Roedenbeck from dimly-lit stages in the East Village to the bright TV lights of the new FUSION network in Miami.
All you need to do is to send POCHO your dreams and nightmares for distribution on the World Wide Web — if we like it, we won’t pay you, but we’ll print it, promote the hell out of it, and get you so pinche clicked like you’ve never been clicked before.
(If it all works out, you’ll need to get a savvy attorney — she can help you with the calls from Hollywood and maybe defend against the law suits.)
We can’t wait to publish your original photos, videos, cartoons, illustrations, short stories and ñews that will amuse, titillate and elevate America.
Or confuse America.
G-d knows the country isn’t confused enough!
These recent gems all came from “regular” folks just like you:
- Tia Lencha’s Cocina: Valentine’s Day Hot Salsa Blind Tasting Test
- Sen. Ted Cruz explained in one handy Venn diagram (toon)
- Pocho Gothic (toon)
- My Shocking True Confession: Yes, I am a ‘Chipster’
Are you ready to take the first steps to fame and fortune forever! Yes? ¡Orale!
You’ll be glad you did!
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* Neither fame nor fortune are guaranteed, OK. We're weird but not crazy. In addition, our lawyer is nuts.