In this new episode of the Hey Vato! show, Smiley is sick as hell and friends Chuy and sister Angie don’t know how to help. Vicks® VapoRub™? Aloe vera? Yerba buena? [NSFW language.]
Cultura
It’s Not News to Us
East Los man doesn’t care what Cinco de Mayo is all about, yo!
(PNS reporting from EAST LOS) Ruben Covarrubias (photo) astounded family and friends here Sunday night when he admitted that the history of Cinco de Mayo didn’t concern him and he’d always thought “May 5 was Mexican Independence Day, so like so what?!”
“I don’t care what it’s about, yo!” he told everyone within earshot of the backyard grill. “I just always celebrated it with MEChA and at school. Partay!”
Mas…East Los man doesn’t care what Cinco de Mayo is all about, yo!
Mexican-American Studies 101: The History of Cinco de Mayo (video)
5-Second Films is all about explaining things in 5 seconds, like their 5-second video The History of Cinco de Mayo.
Will babosos pay $25K to eat gold-flecked tacos in Cabo? (video)
RUPTLY, the Russian fake news and propaganda video channel, features endless news clips about how everything that’s not Russia is going to Hell in a hoopty.
This new video introduces a publicity-savvy chef who seeks to entice rich assholes into paying $25,000 for gold-leaf-garnished tacos (Kobe beef, lobster, Beluga caviar, foie gras, extra pretension included, guacamole extra charge) in Cabo San Lucas.
It looks like two folks chowed down on the admittedly beautiful tacos for the cameras, but were they ringers or customers? If you spend $25,000 staying the Presidential Suite, the tacos are free, so that’s something.
RUPTLY explains and translates:
Mas…Will babosos pay $25K to eat gold-flecked tacos in Cabo? (video)
What language is that? Funny, you don’t look Nahuatl (video)
Languages around the world share similar characteristics, but how do we know if they are related?
Ozomatli does ‘La Bamba’ reggae style (official and live videos)
POCHO amigos and SoCal homies Ozomatli put a reggae spin (with some topical lyrics) on La Bamba.
Ozomatli plays La Bamba in Solana Beach:
Mas…Ozomatli does ‘La Bamba’ reggae style (official and live videos)
Happy May Day 2017 from the Workers of the World (video, lyrics)
Enjoy the Internacional, the world-wide (Get it? It’s international!) anthem of those commie cabrones in Cuba and Venezuela and China and North Korea (and lurking in secretive Sanders cells here in the Homeland but the libtard lamestream media sheeple won’t tell you that).
Today, May 1, is May Day AKA International Workers’ Day, when the comrades sing this stirring appeal, with its hummable melody and a vague vision of making the future great again that’s hard to disagree with, except maybe the LUCHA FINAL aspect.
Mas…Happy May Day 2017 from the Workers of the World (video, lyrics)
NO MAMES! Mexican slang with Profe. Salma Hayek (NSFW video)
Now it’s easy to learn the very same pinches palabras that all the chingonas say — con Maestra Salma Hayek. No mames! [NSFW words en ingles y en español tambien.]
PREVIOUSLY ON SALMA HAYEK:
Mas…NO MAMES! Mexican slang with Profe. Salma Hayek (NSFW video)
WHOA! IF TRUE! How to pronounce ‘taco’ (shocking video)
(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON) Top officials in the Intelligence Community have confirmed to PNS that the shocking video just released by the whistleblowers at HowToProunce.org — How to Pronounce “Taco” — is totally legit and is only the first of many shockers to come. Check back here for further developments as we follow up on this breaking story.
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Para las mujeres: Ovarian Psycos raise hell on wheels in East Los (video)
The Ovarian Psycos bike through East L.A. and Boyle Heights, women of color patrolling the streets to show their power, for themselves and all las mujeres.
Ovaries so big we don’t need no fuckin’ balls!
Mas…Para las mujeres: Ovarian Psycos raise hell on wheels in East Los (video)
Las Cafeteras Have A Dream: ‘If I Was President’ (music video)
What Would I Do if I Was President? Eastside homies Las Cafeteras want to know.
And what would you do? Feed the kids? Fix the schools? Stop the wars? House the homeless? Heal the sick?
PREVIOUSLY ON LAS CAFETERAS:
Mas…Las Cafeteras Have A Dream: ‘If I Was President’ (music video)
POCHO Personals M4F: Single Mexican male available now (video)
Hey, girl! Here is your chance to hook up with an available Mexican male. Robert is drinking a beer and is a knight in shining armor who stands by his woman. He’s a good listener, too.
April showers bring May flowers — and ‘El Paletero’ (toon)
El Paletero is the newest edition to my contemporary codices series. The series asks if we were still creating codices like our ancestors what would they look like? What would our community look like?
[More like this @ JakePrendez.com.]
Area man happy to share new Spanish tips with co-workers
(PNS reporting from HUNTINGTON BEACH) Area sales manager Rick Miller is happy to share his new-found Spanish vocabulary with co-workers, buds from the office disclosed Tuesday.
Miller (photo), who explained that he went to a barbecue Sunday over at his new Mexican-American neighbors’ house, informed early arrivals at yesterday’s quarterly sales meeting that a limon is actually what we call a lime in English, and lemons are limas in Spanish.
Mas…Area man happy to share new Spanish tips with co-workers
Love and tacos in Boardman, Ohio, en estilo Jalisco (video)
Norma and Jerry Stevens met and fell in love at a taqueria in North Hollywood, moved to Ohio, and opened up Norma’s Casa de Tacos in Boardman (near Youngstown). Ten years later, their Jalisco-style Mexican food is an overnight sensation. [Video by the Business Journal Daily.]
OMG! Obama birth certificate was copy/pasted from woman’s ID (video)
Did you like President Barack Obama’s speech yesterday? Did his thoughtful and inspiring words make you long for a wonderful, golden past when you didn’t wake up afraid of what the Cult45 regime and its collaborators did overnight?
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! Obama’s birth certificate is a copy and paste forgery, according to this dispatch from the racist pendejo who was part of defeated and disgraced Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Obama white wing “birther” hit squad. In this alternative facts universe, where the Sandy Hook school shooting massacre was faked, gun control is TREASON! and more:
Mas…OMG! Obama birth certificate was copy/pasted from woman’s ID (video)
This is your brain on a senseless racist ‘War on Drugs’ (videos)
Rachael Leigh Cook explains that the war on drugs is a racist war on people in a remake of her iconic spot. [Video for the Drug Policy Alliance.]
Here’s an extended cut version of the original PSA:
Mas…This is your brain on a senseless racist ‘War on Drugs’ (videos)
Sure hope not, but it looks like “We’re Gonna Get War Again” (video)
The headlines made us remember this video prophecy from 2010 from Balkan Beat Box. Looks like we’re gonna get War Again. 🙁
Any weed won’t do! You need Chris Garcia, Weed Sommelier (video)
Does Chunky Diesel go well with carne asada? Is Girl Scout Cookies a good cannabis pairing for kale tamales? You won’t mess up your meal with a marijuana mistake when your Weed Sommelier is POCHO amigo Chris Garcia!
La Marisoul interviewed Cheech Marin and we’ve got the video
Two of our favorite pochos — Cheech Marin and La Marisoul Hernandez of La Santa Cecilia — sat down for a talk last month at the Los Angeles Public Library.
Please tell me this is not a real photo of ‘vegan chorizo’
Uhm, no thanks. We’ll pass.
COINCIDENCE OR CHIPSTER CONSPIRACY?
Yesterday we published this shocking photo:
Mas…Please tell me this is not a real photo of ‘vegan chorizo’
Kelvin Peña, the Dominican ‘deer whisperer’, has a deer squad (video)
Kelvin Peña — they call him the “Dominican deer whisperer” — has his own deer squad in the woods outside of East Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania.
Chipsters’ Delight: Zesty nacho-flavored kale chips (photo)
Meanwhile, Zesty Nacho? Huh? “TFW you become a demographic stereotype,” writes Twitter photo uploader Nick Riccardi.
Cambalache’s new video: Son jarocho in another dimension
East Los Homies Cambalache takes the traditional son jarocho sound, adds futuristic costumes and settings for the stunning new video Butaquito Lindo.
What’s it all about? The YouTube page explains:
Mas…Cambalache’s new video: Son jarocho in another dimension
‘Mexican Joe’: #1 on the country charts in 1953 (video plus lyrics)
Mexican Joe was a happy-go-lucky gambler, playboy and sneak who topped the country and western music charts in 1953 in this song by “Gentleman” Jim Reeves.
Here’s Joe’s story:
Mas…‘Mexican Joe’: #1 on the country charts in 1953 (video plus lyrics)
