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Breaking: AZ Gov. Jan Brewja endorses President Obama (video)

by MONDO CANE August 30, 2012 El Now
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Arizona Gov. Janet Brewer (AKA Jan Brewja) has surprising news for America.

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AZ Gov. Jan Brewer unwraps her roots in Guanajuato, MX (photo)

by PHO PHOTO SYNDICATE August 27, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from MEXICO) In a bid to rehabilitate her image with Latinos, Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer visits her old friends in Guanajuato, Mexico. RELATED: Gov. Brewja’s Self-Deportation Pods Witchy, Bitchy Gov. Brewja curbs dreamers MR. POCHO has a message for Gov. Brewja POCHO ÑEWS SERVICE PNS IS A WHOLLY-FICTITIOUS SUBSIDIARY OF POCHISMO INC., A […]

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Ñewsweek: Arizona racism? Thankfully, we have Jesus El Luchador

by Comic Saenz August 26, 2012 El Now
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Arizona hate made POCHO headlines again this week; the Pocho Ocho crew came up with Pro Tips for white-collar Latinos plus eight caveats for goofy gabachos; and while AZ Gov. Jan Brewja haunted POCHO, Jesus Christos El Luchador (who drinks Corona with a lime, btw) made a miraculous appearance. These big stories broke the ñews […]

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Jan Brewja: Save time, hassle with the Self-Deportation Station (video)

by Verdana Bold August 22, 2012 El Now
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All real Arizonans know it’s a pain in the AZ to racially-profile, harass, arrest and then deport people who look different from you! That’s why Gov. Jan Brewer is pleased to announce her automagic, high-tech, made-in-America, job-creating final solution for all those damn Mexicans. Inspired by pioneering self-deportationist Daniel D. Portado, Brewja is introducing nifty […]

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Ñewsweek: Driving while fluffy, yo quiero taxes, Pro Tips for Latinos

by Comic Saenz August 19, 2012 El Now
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The Hate State of Arizona retained its leading position as the most anti-Latino state in the country as the witchy bitchy governor, Jan Brewer, decided that DREAMERS who apply for Deferred Action should be denied state service like drivers’ licenses. Also in Arizona, husky humorist Gabriel Iglesias’ tour bus got pulled over for a papers […]

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AZ Gov. Jan Brewja OKs curbs on undocumented youth, apples, twigs

by Lalo Alcaraz August 16, 2012 El Now
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Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer (photo, right) has signed an executive order directing state agencies to deny driver’s licenses and other public benefits to young undocumented immigrants who obtain work authorizations under the new Obama administration Deferred Action program. She also signed executive orders dealing with undocumented children and other matters: Undocumented farmworker children may not […]

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Dear AZ Gov. Jan Brewer: MR. POCHO has a message for you (toon)

by Comic Saenz August 16, 2012 Cartoons
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Fluffy Gabriel Iglesias caught Driving While Brown in Arizona

by Lalo Alcaraz August 15, 2012 El Now
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Chicano comic Gabriel Iglesias found out first hand what it’s like to be caught Driving While Brown in Arizona. Iglesias, who is currently on tour, was pulled over between Yuma and Phoenix in his giant tour bus (that bears his likeness and name), and his entire crew was subjected to a “papers please” search. Iglesias […]

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Pocho Ocho suggested names for new Nogales MIGRA robot

by Especial Correspondents August 15, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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He’s artificially intelligent, muy guapo with dark hair and blue eyes, plus he speaks and understands Spanish and English. He also has a new, high-profile job with Tio Sam’s U.S. Customs and Border Protection Service interviewing people crossing into Los United Estates at Nogales, AZ (photo, above.) What’s he missing aside from a body and […]

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Xican@ Space Odyssey: Lance Liberty reports for 101.3 Honest Radio

by Juaquin Murrieta July 23, 2012 Cultura
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It is sometime in the near future. Laws have been set in motion to protect the American Homeland. Your freedom and sanity are at stake. Oh, and your jobs. I forgot about your jobs. And your beautifully domesticated wives and children. You pay your taxes, yet you feel one-upped. Lied to. I know. I have […]

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Mexclusive: Romney’s VP short list is now down to three names

by Lalo Alcaraz July 19, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON) Mitt Romney’s list of potential vice presidential running mates is now down to three finalists, campaign insiders report: Wei Chen, Chengdu, Sichuan, China Sadashiv Gupta, Mumbai, Maharashtra, India Ester Ramirez, San Antonio, San Miguel, El Salvador All three offer various strengths to Romney. Highly energetic Wei Chen is currently employed at […]

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Anti-terror WIN! Wrinkled AZ governor detained by U.S. Border Patrol

by Lalo Alcaraz July 5, 2012 El Now
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Quick-thinking U.S. Border Patrol agents, inspired by the skull-melting Arizona heat, have captured an elderly terrorist who was hell-bent on turning the vast wasteland known as Arizona into a vast radioactive wasteland. Or was it the nation’s oldest living ex-governor, Raul Castro (photo,right), 96, who was detained at a border patrol checkpoint in the brutal Arizona […]

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Ñewsweek: SCOTUS, SB1070, AZ, Obamacare and Mexican Mitt

by Comic Saenz July 1, 2012 El Now
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GOP nominee wannabe Mexican Mitt Romney led off the chorus of this week’s reactioneers after the SCOTUS decisions on SB1070 and Obamacare. “We need to implement Labambacare for all Hispanics pronto!” he wrote in a special guest editorial. Some Arizonans like the SB1070 decision — we have their reactions — but Chicago Congressman Luis Gutierrez […]

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Captain Pocho vs the Red Skull, wicked witch of the Southwest (toon)

by Gabriel Tellez Jr. June 29, 2012 Cartoons
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Captain Pocho vs the Red Skull (aka Jan Brewer) Just thought I’d draw something for POCHO regarding the SB1070 ruling for this Fourth of July weekend. As a Chicano comic book nerd and artist, this is the best way for me to strike back against the Wicked Witch of the Southwest. Gabriel Tellez Jr. is the vato […]

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Mexican Mitt Romney: Latinos need Labambacare, pronto!

by MEXICAN MITT ROMNEY June 28, 2012 El Now
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This is a terrible day for illness and disease. Obamacare being upheld by those activist judges at the Supremes Court is making me sicker than the time I tried McDonald’s experimental “Birria Burger.” Thank God it was Available for a Limited Time Only. The Republican Party is the only party looking out for disease! Diseases […]

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Obama Justice Department to Arizona’s Jan Brewer: STFU

by Lalo Alcaraz June 27, 2012 Cartoons
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In the border badlands, it’s migrants vs vigilantes, hope vs hate (video)

by Soy Capitan June 26, 2012 Cultura
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Gustavo Aguilar and Juan Cabrera, Mexican day laborers alone in a Twilight Zone desert, are confronted by a screaming protest against illegal immigration. Ours is a world of mirage and illusion, they remind us, and you have to believe it to see it.

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Random sampling of Arizonans elated by SCOTUS SB1070 ruling

by Lalo Alcaraz June 25, 2012 El Now
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Some Arizonans were elated that the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that one key part of SB1070 is constitutional at the same time three other portions were overturned in today’s 5-3 opinion. The part ruled constitutional requires an officer to make a reasonable attempt to determine the immigration status of a person stopped, detained or […]

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Photos: Great Moments in Arizona Republican Party History

by RICARDO RICO April 11, 2012 El Now
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Republicans in the Hate State of Arizona are not newbies when it comes to ignorance, racism and stupidity. The state’s Grand Old Party has a grand old poopy history. Come with us now as we take a Hate State Hot Tub Time Machine Tour — in photos. A picture is worth a thousand palabras.

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California’s new official poetry man is Juan Felipe Herrera (video)

by Guillermo Chespeer March 31, 2012 Cultura
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Gov. Jerry Brown has sworn in UC Riverside professor Juan Felipe Herrera as California’s Poet Laureate — the first Chicano to get the honor. In this video, Herrera reads his poem 187 reasons Mexicanos can’t cross the border. The poem illustrates the difference between Jerry Brown’s California and Jan Brewer’s Hate State of Arizona, where […]

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Searching for Eldorado’s City of Gold, modern ‘goldbugs’ infest AZ

by Moctezuma Cortés March 20, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from THE HATE STATE OF ARIZONA) It’s a mystery from history that’s too shiny to die: Where exactly is Eldorado, the famed City of Gold built by ancient Aztlanians and hidden from the brutal “conquistadors?” A  swarm of recession-smacked out-of-towners asked the question again last week in Yuma County, AZ. The answer included […]

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Pocho Ocho reasons Eldorado is a myth

by Al Carlos Hernandez March 20, 2012 El Now
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8. The Aztlan Eldorado is a front-wheel-drive Caddy that is impossible to lower. 7. The real Mexican gold comes from Acapulco. 6. Ironically, because of the “Sherm” they forgot where they buried the real gold. 5. The Aztec 1%-ers used all of the gold to make grills for their rebellious teenagers.

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POCHO Podcast #1: Lalo Alcaraz and Al Madrigal have words for you

by POCHO ESTAFF March 6, 2012 Audio
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POCHO Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz (in Southern California) and Migrant Editor Al Madrigal (in New York) Skyped away last week for POCHO’s first coast-to-coast podcast.

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Pocho Ocho reasons Daniel D. Portado isn’t ‘Dancing with the Stars’

by Al Carlos Hernandez March 2, 2012 El Now
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8. He only does a Rio Grande River Dance in wing tips. 7. He is not unfamous enough yet. 6. Body image issues, anticipating the Gaykeeper Sheriff Babeu will ogle him.

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